So Much For Sleeping In

This morning I had to wake up to get rest from my over the top action dreams.

I escaped from an Iraqi prison by hanging myself from my hair then jumping into a river (dont know why that worked), used a SWAT team's own artillery against them to then escape from a top security grocery store, tried to save children from rubble, ran from a murderer and hid with homeless men that kept asking me for money, was having terrible contractions and "realized' I was pregnant then was devasted that I had been drinking throughout my pregnancy (turned out I just ate a big meal), had a woman try to split open my mind using her mathematical clairvoyant superpowers, and finally could not complete a new voicemail message because my mother kept interrupting to say the voicemail sounded good so far. Whew, I'm exhaused.

A Reminiscent Moment:

[Troy walks over to join a conversation between Mike and Sharon.]

Troy: "What's going on over here?"
Sharon: "Just having a conversation."
Troy: "Well I'm coming over here anyway!"
Sharon: "Oh it's cool--it's a public conversation."
Troy: "Great! What's it about?"
Mike: "We're talking about Whale Wars. Have you seen it?"
Troy: "Only in the Twilight Saga."

[Sharon and Mike pause in confusion.]

Sharon: "...Not 'WEREWOLVES'--WHALE WARS!"

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After Elmo went missing, authorities decided that witness Charlie may actually
be a suspect.

Location:Austin Texas

Someone I'd Like You To Meet

As you may have noticed, I did end up getting that dog that I talked about months ago. Sadly, Hampton the Frog is no longer here to enjoy it. He never quite recovered from his grief and depression when his slutty lover Mary Lou passed away. Eventually he got all mixed up in a bad crowd and starting gambling all his crickets away until eventually he overdosed on some frozen meal worms.

I had the funeral and the ceremonial flush down the same toilet that Mary Lou was buried in (the only one I have), and continued focusing my attention to my new puppy Charlie.

Charlie is the happiest dog alive. He loves everyone he meets and everyone he has yet to meet. Yes, that even means you. He loves you so much.

I got Charlie from a rescue outside of San Marcos called Love for Paws Rescue. His mother, a Schnauzer, arrived at the rescue pregnant with Charlie and the identity of his father is a mystery. But all I needed was to see this picture to fall in love:



See what I mean? I literally fell asleep staring at his picture the night before I was to get him. Which actually was the very day I saw the picture for the first time. It was all I needed. This photo is as if he new he was supposed to be cute in this picture and posed like he sees in cartoons. Well, it worked. Brava, Charlie, Brava!


When I brought him home that night, I immediately took a few photos of him. From the pic I had no idea how big he was. My biggest surprise is that he's so long. Which I love actually because when I hold him he curls up around my shoulder like a baby.



Though we've had our bumps along the way:



We have certainly have loads of fun!
















(Cameo by Allie the Alligator/German Shepard!)




He is nine months now and I had yet to formally introduce him here. So this is my introduction.

Introducing Charlie...

What Are You Looking At?

Awakening

Kelly and I saw Spring Awakening at Bass Concert Hall and realized that we were two of the only people not actually on a date.

Here's the video proof. (Kelly is sitting across from me).